I used to be the easiest person in the world to manipulate (I'd like to think that I've matured and this is no longer true but I can't cite any empirical evidence of that). Back in the day, all one had to do was tell me that I couldn't do something and, sure as God made little green apples, THAT's what I'd do.
The Reverse Psychology Poster Boy - that was me.
So, in the late seventies/early eighties when Wayne Walsh and I were writing songs by the bushel, our manager manipulated me easily to get us to write a Disco song. He simply told me that the reason I didn't like Disco was because I couldn't do it.
Well, that was one gauntlet the Reverse Psychology Poster Boy couldn't resist and - within two weeks - we had "Feel The Dancing".
I still cringe when I hear it.
Not because the lyrics are insipid (though they are)
Not because the tune is mindless (though it is)
Not because the production is painfully pedictable (though, my God, is it ever... and yes, I was the Producer)
No, it's because I was so easily manipulated into doing it.
So much for standards.
(Click on the title above to hear an MP3 of "Feel The Dancing")